You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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