Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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