At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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