Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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