There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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