If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
