with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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