It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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