Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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