I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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