so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
it's like iHOP with fire
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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