No awkward lesbian experiences without me
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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