Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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