i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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