Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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