well I can't set my house on fire every night
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
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