i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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