I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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