belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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