This is not my ceiling
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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