So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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