So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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