hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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