I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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