If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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