the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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