She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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