It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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