what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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