D3 body, D1 cock
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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