Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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