Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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