no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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