I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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