Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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