Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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