There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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