I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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