He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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