Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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