Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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