Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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