she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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