He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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