piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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