Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
