as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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