I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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