I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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