just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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