I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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