Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
A+ Viking dick
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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