In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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