help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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