Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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